Dialogue: The stripper and the warrior

C: “Is World of Warcraft really that interesting?”

M: “We all have our bad habits.”

C: “And what does that mean?”

M: (silence)

C: Stripping is not a bad habit! It’s a J-O-B that pays. And don’t you try and change the subject.”

M: “Didn’t say one word about it.”

C: “You never have to! You always give me LOOKS when I come home. You still haven’t introduced me to the rest of your family.”

M: “My mom likes you.”

C: “What about the REST of your family?”

M: “That’s all the family I’ve got, unless you’ve got something to tell me?”

C: “No, I just, I don’t see why you spend so much time and money on a stupid game. I’m right here”

M: “Look, when you’re on some pole, peelin’ clothes off, your name’s Candy and you’re just a hot girl twirling around while all the shmoes want to stick a dollar in your thong. I go online my name’s Monst3rSlay3r333 and me and my friends go and slay some monsters. Neither of us want to be Julianne and Jacob 24/7.”

C: “We’re never Julianne and Jacob anymore. We never go anywhere.”

M: “Christ Julie, you met me at a bookstore for Christ’s sake. I don’t like going out.”

C: “But I do, Jacob.”

M: “Fine, let’s go.”

C: “Oh?”

M: “Burger King is open, let’s go share some onion rings.”

C: “Really? And next week, we go to the park?”

M: “We’ll see.”

C: “Jay!”

M: “Park. Next Week. Got it.”

To: Every Guy I've Ever Crushed On Ever

Fuck you for being so freakin' attractive! Also I don't know you, I've probably rarely or completely not spoken to you, this is partly your appeal. But you must admit, you do it too. It'd be nice though if you grew some balls or some sense of adventure and spoke to me, after all, I know you're looking too, otherwise I wouldn't know the color of your eyes.

Yeah and fuck me for being so fucking shy.


Sincerely,
The Weird Chick

yeah, I can live like this

School has started again so I'm spending my days being anxious. Anxious about new people, classes, getting to sleep on time, waking up early enough, the commute, the homework, the cost of books and supplies, the loans, the choices...ANXIOUS. Luckily the internet is here to entertain and soothe the other areas of my brain.







mmmm SEDUCTION

p.s. started my intro to fiction class yesterday..prepare to be amazed...maybe?